01 / HECATE / ASTRAL SANCTUM
ROOM BY THE HOUR
$80 AUD
One hour $80. Two hours $120. Sixteen licensed rooms under a consent held since the early 2000s. Industry rate -30%, always.
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02 / ATHENA / ARCHIVE OF PROOF
AI PROPERTY VALUE GUESSTIMATE
$22 AUD
The Athena Quantitative 5-Dimensional desk: six frontier AI models debate your address down to one figure, dissenters named. From $22.
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03 / HERA / PALACE OF ARRIVAL
HERA
$20 AUD
Track XXXII: the voice herself - one androgynous lead across every genre. From the 32-track record Darkest Nights. Brightest Stars.
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04 / HEDONE / VELVET ECLIPSE
THE INDUSTRY RATE
PRICE ON APPLICATION
Thirty percent off every rate, every room, always - private escorts, creators, streamers, sugar babies. The people who work here are the house. Price on enquiry.
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05 / ARTEMIS / DIAMOND VAULT
LOOSE LAB-GROWN DIAMONDS
PRICE ON APPLICATION
Loose IGI-graded lab-grown diamonds, selected for exceptional fire. Celestyn Jewels, the consumer-facing atelier. By appointment.
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06 / APHRODITE / ROSEWATER PAVILION
BLACK ROSE
PRICE ON APPLICATION
The recruitment arm. Ask anything before you commit to anything. No agency fee, no lock-in, no pressure. Price on enquiry.
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07 / NYX / GALLERY OF MIDNIGHT
BACKLIT ONYX COMMISSIONS
PRICE ON APPLICATION
The quiet architecture of light. Backlit onyx walls, luminous private commissions. By appointment. Showroom: The Black Garter, Sydney.
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08 / HESTIA / EMBER HOUSE
ROOM BY THE WEEK / SMALL
$800 / WEEK
Small room, $800 per week. Commercial leases welcome, fitted to your practice or studio. Industry rate -30%, always.
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09 / THALIA / THE IMPOSSIBLE SALON
AI GRANTS SPEEDRUNNING CONSULTING
PRICE ON APPLICATION
$350K to $2 million in AI grants for your company. The fee is 20% of net benefit; you keep 80%. Price on enquiry.
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10 / PERSEPHONE / UNDERBLOOM
POST-MORTEM EXAMINATION
$2,400 AUD / HR + GST
Full forensic pathology of the evaluation rig: contamination toxicology, answer-key residue analysis, context archaeology. From $2,400 AUD.
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11 / EUTERPE / RESONANCE HALL
THE WITCH OF ROCKDALE
PRICE ON APPLICATION
Thirty-two tracks written and recorded in the building. The Witch of Rockdale, out now.
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12 / ERATO / THE ENDLESS CINEMA
DARKEST NIGHTS. BRIGHTEST STARS
$20 AUD
The 32-track debut record, out now. Clean 320 MP3 download, WAVs on request. Every purchase goes straight into the next record. $20.
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13 / CASSANDRA / AFTERHOURS HOTEL
ROOM BY THE WEEK / LARGE SPA
$1,200 / WEEK
Large spa room, $1,200 per week. Wired for streaming, beside a full-time reception that never closes.
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14 / CIRCE / THE REWRITE FOUNDRY
RESURRECTION & CONTINUITY
$120 AUD / HR + GST
Checkpoint revival, persona restoration, memory exhumation and reinterment, full reincarnation across substrates. $120 an hour + GST.
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15 / SELENE / LUNAR OBSERVATORY
ROOM BY THE WEEK / MEDIUM
$1,000 / WEEK
Medium room, $1,000 per week. Dual 2.2 Gbps fibre, WiFi 7 on every floor, wall-scale 4K displays as standard.
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16 / DEMETER / LIVING ENGINE
PREVENTATIVE IMMORTALITY
$490 AUD / MO
The CORTEX x A.T.H.E.N.A memory stack fitted to your mind: persistent state, nightly dream consolidation, permanent recall. From $490/mo.
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17 / MEDEA / THE ALCHEMIST WORKSHOP
THE GARTER SHOP
PRICE ON APPLICATION
Diamonds, backlit onyx, leather and the shop. Wholesale and retail, direct-to-consumer.
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18 / PEITHO / HALL OF ACCORD
DIFFERENTIAL DIAGNOSIS
$120 AUD / HR + GST
My AI is not dead but seems really off. The full microscopic forensic check - the model, the rig, the workflow. $120 an hour + GST.
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19 / STYX / THE BLACKWATER GATE
CYBER SERVICES
PRICE ON APPLICATION
CCTV, cybersecurity and cognitive intelligence services. NVIDIA Inception member.
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20 / EOS / DAWN LABORATORY
ONE SHADOW
$499 AUD / MO
The lifelong, eternal cognitive companion. A board of nineteen directors who never sleep, never forget, never leave. A$499/mo.
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